For the first time, a "Drunken Rants" will officially be considered an episode. Lucas begins this one on the floor, under his chair with one of its legs on his throat... I guess that will give you an idea have how drunk he was. If you are looking for ANYTHING topical, then this is not the episode for you. However, if you are ready to just laugh your ass off at simplistic stupidity displayed during this (short) episode.

Grab a bottle, sit back and enjoy the show!