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[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment! Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show.

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment! Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

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[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

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[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 - drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177 --- drunks_podcast@yahoo.com] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

-=Drunk-A-Palooza=-
1 Illegal Substance - Let's Get Fucked UP (3:37)
2 Sunny Ledfurd - Redbull and Vodka (3:14)
3 The Heathens - Rumble Riot Riot (2:49)
4 Navel – Joke (3:01)
5 Peephole Circus - To See Me (2:23)
6 Final Korruption - One Life (2:52)
7 Carver - Queen of Pain (4:38)
8 Dr. Pus - Takin' A Shot (4:40)
9 Stuck In Detention - A.T.F. (4:06)
10 Decedent - Give and Take (5:32)
11 Mosaic - Thank You (3:57)
12 Bella Morte - The End Ahead (4:45)

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

Grab a bottle, sit back, and enjoy the show!

[206-202-3177] ... Brian and Lucas bring drunkeness and hilarity to the podcasting world one shot at a time. Representing the Original Kings of Vulgarity and all of the entertaining goodness that goes with it, these two drunks do whatever they possibly can to make you, the listener, have a great time. Want a better description of this show? Just listen and we promise enjoyment!

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The OKV Dojo Tourney continues... We discuss DOA: The Movie as well as the upcoming 2 Drunks: The Musical. Beyond that Lucas senses fresh blood and attacks someone close to the Original Kings of Vulgarity. Who is it? To find out you must listen.

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The 2 Drunks are back together to go over Lucas' Vegas Vacation. Along with that, we start the first leg of the OKV Thunder-Dome Tournament, we review "Wild Hogs" as well as the final episode of The Sopranos.

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Brian is flying solo tonight (... or is he) and is giving the listeners an early glimpse into Lucas' trip to Vegas. Along with that he goes over a little news, sports, and the worst way to die.

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On this episode, we discuss Stuck In Detention's bad ass CD "Confiscated". But the fun doesn't stop there on this topical edition of 2 Drunks & A Podcast. No, we also talk some sports, old-school video games, and Brian performs some drunken magic. Peephole Circus, also, defends his title against show-guest Ben Anarchy.

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Ben joins us in the studio once again for what turned out to be a very interesting episode. Starting out with the CNR tribute, the conversations began to go in the shitter... literally. Finishing up the craziness with a Thunderdome Dojo with Peephole Circus going up against both drunks (Brian Wretched and Lucas Insano). A humorous time was had by all.

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Ben joins us in the studio, once again, for what turned out to be a very enjoyable episode to both record and listen to. The topics vary dramatically in this episode: Cops, porn stars, wrestling/UFC, Shrek, and MUCH more.

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Welcome to your source of redundancy. Being completely drunk before an episode even begins isn't a new thing for Lucas; however, it is taken in a different direction on this one, as Brian tries to make him drunker and drunker. Along with that we cover the fantasy sports tourney currently being completed, Jerkin' the Joystick, Brian's review of "The Family, and much, MUCH more!

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On a night where everything was a little odd, I'd have to say that it went very well. Begin the show by following up on a few things talked about on 64 and 65. Followed it up with reviews of Night at the Museum and Fuzion Frenzy 2. Stir in a little listener mail and some sports. Add just a sprinkle of ass whoopin' in the Thunderdome Dojo. What do you get? The Devil.

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Lucas decided to take a few more shots in between recording 64 and this one. The results? A drunk beginning and even drunker ending. Also, this gave Brian a chance to really take charge of the show... and he did so very well. We read some viewer email, cover a bit of the NBA playoffs, along with our movie and game reviews.... then it happened.... the evolution of the (formerly known) Thunderdome Cage Match.

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We are back from our break from doing the show, and we fully intend to kick things up a notch. William a.k.a. CBS a.k.a. Dr. Dank joins us in the studio as we prepare for the final "Thunderdome Cage Match" ever, the Battle Royale. Along with that we review Spiderman 3 (the movie) and Resident Evil 4 (the game); not to mention news and all other kinds of goodness.

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In this episode, Brian and Lucas start gearing up for the big Summer Blockbuster movies by discussing the worst Blockbusters of all time. Along with that, they cover a little bit of sports, answer listener emails and talk some about our friend, Captain Morgan's, podcast "Chronic Illness".

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On this episode, Brian introduces a new segment to our show: Jerkin' Your Joystick. What's that section about? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out. Also, we cover a little bit of sports... but to not be left out, ofcourse... we have a new/old challenger for CBS' title in the cage. Simply put... Paintball Mike wants his turn... again!

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For the first time, a "Drunken Rants" will officially be considered an episode. Lucas begins this one on the floor, under his chair with one of its legs on his throat... I guess that will give you an idea have how drunk he was. If you are looking for ANYTHING topical, then this is not the episode for you. However, if you are ready to just laugh your ass off at simplistic stupidity displayed during this (short) episode.

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After Lucas' Planet Terror was complete, it was time for Brian to claim his rightful thrown with his own self-produced and directed episode. As expected, with the rules in place, Brian uses the timer to make Lucas plastered only 25 minutes into it. And after ODB had previously been reserected from the dead... another will as well, to face him for the championship within the Thunder-Dome. (Spoiler Alert: Yes, Lucas does end up falling out of his chair by the end of it.)

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We are back with a few special episodes that we just felt like doing, without them actually being considered "episodes". Brian and I decided to each direct and produce our own episodes. This episode is my (Lucas) first chance to sit in the big chair and direct the show since we started doing this 8 months ago. How did it turn out? You'll just have to listen to find out.

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We're back everyone, and this time we have Justin and Ben in the studio with us. In this episode Brian gives everyone a small taste of what was recorded on the unreleased episode and we explore ODB vs CBS saga; which is only in its begining stages, I believe.

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Well, I hope everyone enjoyed the April Fool's Day show that Mike & Mike did for us. Now, it's time to get back to our drunken ramblings. On this episode, Dr. Dank and his wife are in the studio with us. Along with that, you'll receive a double-dose of the most awesome Dr. Pus (hmmm, 2 doctors and a nurse on our show? This could get interesting).

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With April Fools Day around the corner, we decided to take a look at the top 10 best and worst April Fools Day pranks of all time. We also take yet another trip down memory lane.

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I think the title speaks for itself. The result of us taking shot after shot after shot in Episode 52, Lucas is absolutely obliterated from the opening seconds. Many have heard his ramblings in past "Drunken Rants," but I don't think it gotten this bad in a VERY long time. If you are trying to listen to something that makes sense, do not download this episode; however, if you want to laugh so hard you either cry or urinate, this is the episode to get.

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Well everyone, I (Lucas) after listening to all 3 hours of show that we recorded Friday have decided NOT to post "Episode 33". The first 20 minutes was okay... then I started rambling for like 20 minutes, which in turn turned Brian and myself against each other. This Drunken Rants is after him and I cooled down, and had a long talk outside about the show's future. If you EVER want to hear Episode 33 we will need atleast 25-30 different people to email us [either at the myspace page or at drunks_podcast@yahoo.com].

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The time has finally come... what we've been waiting for since we started doing the "Horror/Halloween"-related episodes this month. HAPPY HALLOWEEN people. Trick-or-Drink! On this show, Robin joins us to celebrate her favorite holiday. We were also joined by some pesky trick-or-treaters.

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